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background-color: #000000;"> <div align="center"> <center> <table border="0" height="82" class="style20" style="width: 720px"> <tr> <td width="92" height="53" rowspan="3"> <p align="left"> <a href="http://amsterdam.park.org/Pavilions/Medal/Golden/more_02.html" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="images/meda1.gif" width="90" height="207" alt="original page archived in the Netherlands"></a></td> <td width="534" height="1" colspan="5"> <p align="center"> <img alt="his vorpal sword - est. 1995" height="72" src="vorpal-header.png" width="440">&nbsp;<p align="center" class="auto-style1"> <em>Hart Williams, Prop.</em></td> </tr> <tr> <td height="1" width="534" colspan="5"> <hr noshade color="#FFFFFF"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="534" height="57" colspan="5"> <p align="center"><img border="0" src="vsword.gif" width="440" height="97" alt="the pen is mightier than the sword"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="640" height="89" colspan="6"> <p align="center" class="style1" style="width: 712px"><strong><em> <a class="auto-style8" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20030403013301/http://mitpress.mit.edu/catalog/item/default.asp?ttype=2&amp;tid=4428" target="_blank"> <span class="auto-style14">click here to see the MIT Press page on their 1996 Exposition book (archived)</span></a></em></strong></p> <p align="center" class="style3" style="width: 709px"><strong> <a href="http://www.hisvorpalsword.com" target="_blank" class="auto-style8"><em> <span class="auto-style14">and featuring</span></em></a></strong></p> <p class="auto-style7" style="width: 711px"><a href="http://www.hisvorpalsword.com"> <em><strong> <object id="snickersnack2" data="snickersnack2.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" class="style2" style="width: 611px; 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One, two!</strong></span><strong><font face="Knights Templar"><br class="auto-style1"> </font><span class="auto-style1">And through and through</span></strong><font face="Knights Templar"><strong><br class="auto-style1"> <span class="auto-style1"><font color="#FFFFFF"> The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!</font></span><font size="3" face="Times New Roman" class="style15"><br class="auto-style1"> <span class="auto-style1">He left it dead, and with its head<br> </span> </font></strong><span class="auto-style1"><strong>He went galumphing back.</strong></span></font></a></td> </tr> <center> <tr> <td width="35" height="90"> <p align="center"><img border="0" src="images/hourglas.jpg" width="35" height="90"></td> <td height="90"></td> <td height="90" valign="middle" align="center"></center> <p align="center"><a href="no6.htm" class="auto-style8"> <font size="3" class="auto-style4"> <strong> And, hast though slain the Jabberwock?<br> Come to my arms, my beamish boy!<br> Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! <br> He chortled in his joy.</strong></font></a></td> </tr> <center> <tr> <td width="35" height="141"><font size="4"> <a href="jabb.jpg"><img src="thing1.gif" alt="Click on things to access other pages!" border="0" width="31" height="137"></a></font></td> <td height="141"> <p align="center">&nbsp;</td> </center> <td height="141" valign="middle" align="center" class="auto-style3"> <p align="center"><a href="no7.htm" class="auto-style8"><font size="3" class="style18"> <span class="auto-style2"><em> Twas brillig, and the slithy toves<br> Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:<br> All mimsy were the borogoves,<br> And the mome raths outgrabe. </em></span> </font></a><strong><span class="auto-style1"><font color="#FFCC00"><br> </font></span></strong><font size="4"><spanstyle="font-family: fantasy"> </font></td> </tr> </table> </div> <center> <p align="center"><font size="2"><img src="rainbow.gif" width="400" height="1"></font><br> <font size="1"><b><br> </b><span class="style9">There is stuff hidden ALL OVER the site. Take no link for granted.</span><br class="style9"> <span class="style9">On the positive side, certain hidden links have </span><span class="style10">never</span><span class="style9"> been activated since</span><br class="style9"> <span class="style9">this site was put up in 1995.&nbsp; It s 2012 as this is written.</span></font></p> <p align="center"> applet removed by antivirus program upsettedness </p> </center> <p align="center"><font face="Arial"><strong>USING THE PANIC BUTTON WON T DO YOU A<font color="#FFFFFF"> DAMN </font>BIT OF GOOD.</strong></font><br> <font size="2"><br> <img src="rainbow.gif" width="400" height="1"> </font></p> <center> <p align="center"><font color="#FF0080" face="Courier New"><small><strong>Click on the right-hand logo for the FREE Real Audio player</strong></small></font></p> <p align="center"><font size="2"><img src="rainbow.gif" vspace="5" width="300" height="0"></font><br> <strong><font size="3" face="Arial Black"><a href="jabberwocky.ra">click </a></font></strong><font size="3" face="Arial Black"><a href="jabberwocky.ra"><img src="key.gif" border="0" width="13" height="12"><strong> here to hear<br> the poem above,</strong></a></font><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2"><small><small><br> </small>as read by Mr. Williams in RealAudio</small></font></strong></p> <p align="center"><a href="http://www.real.com/products/player/goldtwo.html"><img src="getfreea.gif" alt="Download the FREE G2 player" border="0" width="92" height="31"></a>&nbsp; <strong>if you need to ...</strong></p> <p align="center"><font size="2"><img src="rainbow.gif" width="400" height="1"></font></p> <p align="center">&nbsp;<font size="2"><a href="no2a.html" target><img src="key.gif" border="0" width="13" height="12"></a><a href="no2f.html" target><img src="key.gif" border="0" width="13" height="12"></a><a href="no2d.html" target><img src="key.gif" border="0" width="13" height="12"></a><a href="no2b.html" target><img src="key.gif" border="0" width="13" height="12"></a></font></p> <p align="center"><font size="2"><img src="rainbow.gif" width="400" height="1"></font></p> <blockquote> <p align="center"><strong>this vorpal sword has been<br> cyber-blessed by these Internet potentates ...</strong></p> <div align="center"> <table border="0" width="105" height="7" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="46" height="7"> <p align="center"><a href="http://www.excite.com/Reviews/Personal_Home_Pages/Arts_And_Lit/Prose/index.html">an Excite<br> 4-Star Site!<br> <img src="excite.gif" alt="One star" width="20" height="22"><img src="excite.gif" alt="TWO stars!" border="0" width="20" height="22"><img src="excite.gif" alt="THREE stars!" width="20" height="22"><img src="excite.gif" alt="FOUR stars! 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