Anna Nicole Smith Dead
All of which is to say that Tuesday's "Justice In A Time Of Madness" pretty much said whatever needs to be said about the tabloid death of the gold-digger PMOY (Playmate of the Year, rendered in "hip" insider PLAYBOY-speak). The feeding frenzy of the crapmeisters of cable has risen to Lacey Petersonesque heights -- with no end in sight.
And, speaking of brain-dead boobs ...
Alas, if the bar for determining whether or not Ms. Smith was dead was a complete absence of brainwave activity, how the heck could anyone tell?