G.W. Bush v. Hugo Chavez
Were it possible to feel sorry for the Shrub, this might be the time.
As Bush tours Latin America -- where very few people actually speak Latin -- Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has been cheerleading the "Connecticut Yankee Go Home" chorus. This puts Incurious George at a tremendous disadvantage.
Chavez speaks MUCH better Spanish than Bush does.
And Chavez speaks English with greater dexterity and fluency, as well.
Dubya remains hampered by the fact that neither is his first OR second language. And by the fact that, unlike His Malaprop, Chavez was actually elected. Had he any self-awareness, Bush might actually feel humiliated.
As it is, the Shrub merely retains the title "World's Most Dangerous Dumbass."
Courage.
As Bush tours Latin America -- where very few people actually speak Latin -- Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has been cheerleading the "Connecticut Yankee Go Home" chorus. This puts Incurious George at a tremendous disadvantage.
Chavez speaks MUCH better Spanish than Bush does.
And Chavez speaks English with greater dexterity and fluency, as well.
Dubya remains hampered by the fact that neither is his first OR second language. And by the fact that, unlike His Malaprop, Chavez was actually elected. Had he any self-awareness, Bush might actually feel humiliated.
As it is, the Shrub merely retains the title "World's Most Dangerous Dumbass."
Courage.
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