The continuation of Skiing Uphill and Boregasm, Zug is 'the little blog that could.'

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I am a fictional construct originally conceived as a pen name for articles in the Los Angeles FREE PRESS at the 2000 Democratic Convention. The plume relating to the nom in question rests in the left hand of Hart Williams, about whom, the less said, the better. Officially "SMEARED" by the Howie Rich Gang . GIT'CHER ZUG SWAG HERE!

Friday, December 29, 2006

Strangling Saddam

The wise advice "If you don't have anything useful to say, say nothing" is lost on 24-hour news, by definition and by contract. They are required to yak when keeping one's peace would seem more prudent. It is an awful thing to kill another human being, which is, I recall, WHY we're killing Saddam Hussein in ther first place.

Er, I mean why THEY are hanging Saddam Hussein in the first place. George Bush's Christmas present to America. (It will be about this time in 2008 that he will be issuing pardons. Or SOMEONE will.)

And I have been watching an orgy of ghoulish vamping, as I flip from CNN to Fox to MSNBC, as Lary King and Hannity & Colmes led televised choruses of guests. I don't know who it was on MSNBC, but much the same. And all of it meant to stretch out the time while we all waited to see when Saddam was hanged ...

or, to accurately shift the frame:

the talking heads vamped like it was a moon shot, breathlessly awaiting the ritual strangulation of Saddam Hussein.

Allegedly by the Iraqis themselves, after an allegedly fair trial (that wasn't covered, weirdly enough, by the USA media, who, shamefully, were complicit and exuberant in cheerleading the war that BEGAN with assassination attempts of Saddam -- via high explosive bombs).

The top of the hour radio is as breathless about the death of Saddam as they were in high moral dudgeon about Britney's euphemized cooter-shots.

CNN even has a fancy "Execution of Saddam Hussein" graphic and theme music. How tres chic.

(This surpasses even the wildest 1960s SF New Wave speculations on the media of 2006).

Hell, this isn't reality: It's entertainment in the lowest Roman "bread and circuses" manner, as the fallen leader is ritually strangled to symbolize the Empire's power and majesty.

In recognition of our Noblesse Oblige, it was the "nascent democracy"of Iraq who did the actual executin' of course, and a "Saddam Statue" moment was reported by CNN -- and reported that people around the world were watching the CNN feed, I guess, self-referential to an absurdist degree not contemplated even by the Dadaists -- as I counted no more than ten people jumping up and down and two Iraq flags. I wonder what the wide-angle of Dearborn, Michigan would have been?

Was it another "staged" administration media event? We don't know. We're too busy breaking the teasing news of whether Saddam is strangled or not. CNN has taken the Mother Hen position to her Wayward children, with Anderson Cooper gravely announcing that they'll carefully examine the graphic nature of any pictures or videos released, and they'll warn us, even before showing the edited-for-taste slaughter pornography.

Jove defend us.

Isn't that the obscenity of this war? The strip tease of Saddam's death, edited for a "PG-13" audience. This war has been sanitized and gussied up, and wrapped up with a yellow ribbon for years now. None dare call it 'quagmire,' remember?

And CNN is going to protect us from the raw image of the ritual strangulation.

I seem to recall Caesar doing the same to the lord of the Gauls, once upon a time. And, as now, it was done offstage.

It is to retch.

But can I ask this one, Mommy?

Now that we've finally killed the guy we supposedly were always after in the first place, can we come home now?



Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Zug - A New Beginning

Those who have watched the migration over from the original Skiing Uphill to Boregasm to (now) Zug will appreciate that times, styles and subjects change. This is still the same blog.

But I'd like to leave Boregasm up to document Howie Rich & Gang, and move on to more fertile fiends ... er .. fields.

Zug, according to my indispensable DICTIONARY OF FOREIGN TERMS (Mario Pei, Salvatore Ramondino, , 1974) is defined as follows:
German, plural Züge (Zuge, umlaut over the "U") pronounced tsook (TSÜ-geh*)

[*umlaut -- a 'u' with a perpendicular colon over it -- is pronounced, according to the Foreign terms dictionary as "a middle vowel, produced by placing the lips in position for oo and the tongue in position for ee" and the examples are given:
  • French: lune
  • German: Kümmel]
drawing, pulling; fraction; train; line, course; troop , platoon, squad; trait, characteristic.
It's also a town on the eponymous lake in Switzerland, but that doesn't concern us here, except occasionally, perhaps.

And that's a pretty good definition of what this blog is.

Zug is not the last word in the dictionary -- as this blog, Zug, is not the "last word" -- but it's close. (Read that metaphor any way you like.) Six words later, with zwieback, the foreign terms dictionary comes to a close. Here, we don't know WHEN it will end, or, as has become this little blog's tradition, morph into something else.

Appropriately enough, it's being founded on Boxing Day, 2006.