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Name: Ed Waldo
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I am a fictional construct originally conceived as a pen name for articles in the Los Angeles FREE PRESS at the 2000 Democratic Convention. The plume relating to the nom in question rests in the left hand of Hart Williams, about whom, the less said, the better. Officially "SMEARED" by the Howie Rich Gang . GIT'CHER ZUG SWAG HERE!

Monday, July 9, 2007

UPDATE: On The Bunching of Panties


Memeorandum has it as a hot item:

Democrat blogger wants to shoot Rush Limbaugh — Also calls for volunteer to assassinate Ted Nugent
— A Democratic Party blogger says he wants to shoot Rush Limbaugh and is calling for volunteers to assassinate rock star Ted Nugent, who champions the Second Amendment.

Link Search: Google, Ask, Technorati, Sphere, and IceRocket
Discussion: The Jawa Report, Liberal Values, The Democratic Daily and Preemptive Karma

Howie / The Jawa Report: Liberal Blogger/Porn Editor Wants Uncle Ted Dead
Ron Chusid / Liberal Values: World Net Daily Attacks The Democratic Daily Over Violence and Porn-What Irony
Hart Williams / The Democratic Daily: The RightWing Smear Machine’s Panties In A Bunch
Becky / Preemptive Karma*: Stop the Presses! Hart Wants to Shoot Rush!

[*SPECIAL THANKS to Becky and the crew at PK, who have been steadfast supporters for a long time now. The post was their idea entirely, BTW.]

There are many more under the radar, including the ongoing auto-da-fé at FreeRepublic dot dum*. Alas, of the 108 posts (so far) mostly cribbed from All Star Wrestling verbal sparring, there is a singular paucity of wit, thought, and imagination. Geez: If you’re gonna “slam” me, at least show some wit. To paraphrase somebody, “wrapping yourself in the jockstrap is the last refuge of the cretin.” (Who knew you could post to the internet using crayons?)

[*Responded to some of their crap, and even registered to do so, but they’re kind of gutless when it comes to disagreement. Sorta like Rush. I remove trolls here, but only after they’ve well and truly earned the distinction.]

This blogger is certainly gratified that he could lure both the drooling wingnuts AND the barking moonbats out of the septic tank. Thus far, here is the Clueless Slam of the Day:

World Net Daily Attacks The Democratic Daily Over Violence and Porn–What Irony

Skeptic Says:
July 9th, 2007 at 6:45 pm

They’re not hypocrits(sic) or inconsistent at Democratic Daily when they attack you. The explanation is clear. They are anti-semites. This fully explains why they attack you but embrace others who really do advocate violence and perhaps porn. I haven’t seen Hustler to know if it qualifies as porn but there is no question that it is closer to porn than anything you have ever posted. The real question is Why does Hart write of shootings and hangings. I’d expect him to be making Voodoo dolls.

There is some actual thinking in the post (crazy, but not cliché, at least) and MOST of the words are spelled correctly. I don’t RECALL attacking Jews, but perhaps my memory is faulty. It’s been a frenetic day of being the poster boy for satanic”libural” values, after all.

Honorable Mention goes to this post on my website:

Ed, you represent the worst of political discourse today. How is it that “liberals” can’t see themselves? Such a lot of hate and venom. But it’s all the other guy’s fault, I guess.

While the sentiment expressed is similar to 108 (at least) other posts, ALL of the words are spelled correctly. The most popular rhetorical device is to either:

a) challenge me to some sort of imaginary macho forest duel, or

b) vicariously pant about how “The Nuge” would “kick my ass” in various imaginary forest duels.

“Manliness” and “manly virtues” have seldom been at such a low ebb.



USpace said...

You know you love it...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
be violent pacifists...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
silence conservatives

July 9, 2007 9:26 PM  
Anonymous said...

You once again show how the radical left is utterly full of hate. If you or anybody else try to kill Ted or Rush, we will throw your butt in prison where it belongs. You will then be teamed with an inmate nicknamed "Moose" who likes you very, very much.

July 9, 2007 9:42 PM  
Anonymous said...

I can't imagine why anyone would threaten you. Limp-dicked, half-wit blowbags like you are a dime a dozen in the American Left. You are about as dangerous as a rubber ball, despite your silly posturing. Your violent fantasies are obviously the product of either a self-loathing closet case or a man who desperately needs to get out and get laid.

And no, I wouldn't kill you even if it were legal. Killing you would be doing you a favor by allowing you to escape from your miserable and entirely useless existence.

July 10, 2007 12:23 AM  
Becky said...

I see the haters have found you.

Obviously, they'll believe whatever they are told to believe. And they'll believe it so strongly that they won't even be able to recognize what happened. Absolutely fascinating.

Somehow, I think they have misunderestimated you, Hart.

Keep that courage.

July 10, 2007 5:19 PM  
eyepublius said...

I think it's amusing that FreakRepublic had to explain to its readers (?) that Hustler is a "porn magazine."

July 17, 2007 7:29 AM  

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